Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Rethug Crime Blotter - Fugitive From Justice Edition


Attention all cars! Attention all cars! Be on the lookout for a dumpling-faced, pig-eyed man named Daniel Gordon... make that Rhode Island Rethuglican State Rep. Daniel Gordon, Jr.! Suspect is wanted in Massachusetts for failing to appear in court on charges of evading a police officer. Suspect has a rap sheet for attempted murder, assault and drug charges. Suspect also has a reputation as a cyber-bully. 10/4.

(BTW, what kind of lame opposition research operation do those RI Dems have that this guy got elected with his history? Just wonderin'.)

(Photo: Suspect is considered oily and extremely loathsome.)