Former half-term Alaskan Gov. "Mama Fizzly" Palin has been busy the past two-and-a-half years fleecing the low-information rubes that think she's the second coming. Sadly for them, she announced today that she won't run for President, and therefore avoid the humiliation of languishing in single digits in Rethug preference polls.
The snowbilly grifter must have seen her poll numbers among Rethugs, which showed that two-thirds of them didn't want her to run. An earlier poll indicated that 41 percent of Rethugs said there was "no chance" they'd support her. Another indicator that Fizzly's welcome was wearing out were her weak book sales.
While we would have enjoyed the spectacle of Fizzly getting her well-deserved comeuppance in the Rethug primaries, we suspect that there are still more money-raising scams left in her and that she won't be riding into the aurora borealis anytime soon.
