Gaffe machine Gov. Rick "Hair" Perry (R-Oops) is fast sinking in the polls, after numerous unforced errors and a general consensus that he's not ready for prime time. Now, as a further sign that Hair's "sell by" date has passed, his financial donors are finding ways of hiding when he comes around, hat in hand for donations.
The Houston Chronicle reports that,
"Perry's campaign fundraising has gone into a tailspin as a result of poor debate performances and plunging poll numbers, jeopardizing his position as the best-funded Republican presidential candidate of 2012."In a show of desperation, Hair's campaign released an attack video that was so dishonest in claiming that President Obama was a socialist and that he called Americans "lazy", that it became the talk of cable news and media fact checkers nationwide. Hair has three things going against him: 1. he's stupid, 2. he's an extremist, and 3. uhhh, wait a second, we just had it....ummmm...oh yeah, OOPS!
(photo: It's Alamo time for Hair)
