Thursday, December 15, 2011

Poot Panned

There's a growing panic among Rethuglican elites that evil gasbag and K Street historian Newt "Poot" Gingrich will win the nomination, only to go down in flames against the President, bringing the Rethuglican / New Confederate Party down with him. We can only hope so.

The latest evidence of the "petrified of Poot" movement is the latest issue of the right wing National Review, which devotes an entire issue to chewing a new orifice for Poot, starting with the cover depicting him as a cartoon Martian. While we love to see Rethug cannibals eating their own, we're pulling for Poot to be their nominee and burn them badly in 2012. After all, Poot's gas would sustain a pretty good fire.

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