To the dismay of comedians everywhere, comb-over king Donald "Rump" Trump has ditched the Rethuglican circus "debate" he was supposed to moderate, which at last count only had Poot Gingrich and Rick "Google Me" Santorum as participants anyway. Whether the spectacle will go on is up in the air; it's being sponsored by wingnut propaganda wurlitzer "Newsmax," whose visits to reality are rare indeed. One has to wonder, though, if the disrespect the Rethug candidates and establishment have shown toward Rump in this debacle will make a Rump decision to run for President as an independent more likely. Could we be so lucky?
(Image: "Send in the clowns...don't bother, they're here.")
