Belly Laugh Line of the Day

"The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is – and I mean this seriously – the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been." -- Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro, commenting on the Rethuglican candidate lineup, after they tried to outdo each other in speculating where Castro would wind up after his death. He's wrong about almost everything, but he nailed this one.