On yesterday's Face the Nation, Rethuglican National Chairclown Reince "Prepuce" Priebus compared President Obama to the captain who abandoned the Costa Concordia after it ran aground off Italy, resulting in 17 deaths so far (there are still 16 missing). How Prepuce found this analogy appropriate is anyone's guess, so here's ours: He's a vicious little punk with no sense of decency. He's the perfect choice, therefore, for RNC chairclown.
