Telebangelist and life-long ass biscuit
"Rev." Pat Robertson would like his simple-minded viewers to believe he has a direct line to God. It makes it a little easier for him to shake them down for donations if they think he's got the God mojo. But, Pat, God doesn't speak to
you! He speaks to
me, and here's what he said, and I quote:
"Pat, if you don't stop scamming those old people who believe in you, using my name in vain by the way, I'm going to have to downgrade your accommodations in Hell from your current booking in the Father Coughlin suite to the Torquemada suite! And by the way, Beelzebub called -- he'd like his ears back!"
