Cyborg opportunist Willard "Mittens" Romney's march to his coronation hit a three-state speed bump yesterday as American Talibangelist candidate Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum swept the votes in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri. Votes for Mittens were less than those he received in 2008, tending to confirm a lack of enthusiasm for the flip-flopping phony among the wingnut core of the party, and the belief that the more you see of Millionaire Mittens, the less you like him. Frothy Mix has now won 4 state contests, one more than Mittens.
We love the turbulence in the Rethuglican / New Confederate Party, with winners and losers trading places from week to week. Nothing would please us more than seeing the Rethugs go to their August convention with a 3-way split of delegates, and with a frustrated Ron "Race War" Paul deciding to go third party on their butts. Time for popcorn!
