It looks as though former Indianapolis Colts superstar quarterback Peyton Manning has chosen the Denver Broncos as his new team. Manning will have to hope that his much-operated on neck will not suffer the blows of oncoming defensive linemen and linebackers next season.
That leaves the Bronco's God-bothering, Jesus-is-my-quarterback Tim "The Chosen" Tebow out in the cold for now. His overly ostentatious kneeling and praying during games has drawn attention in recent seasons, although it hasn't helped his quarterbacking skills. His passing style is reminiscent of a high school JV quarterback throwing a fluttering ball up for grabs. In any event, we wish The Chosen well and, with God on his side, we're certain he'll have a stellar future.
(photo: A second career awaits The Chosen if football doesn't pan out)
