Sunday, March 4, 2012

Mittens' Profile in Cowardice


The firestorm following several days of vicious and vile remarks from hate radio host and pig-like pill popper Rush "Limpballs" Limbaugh was intense and effective. As we noted yesterday, advertisers began pulling their ads from his incendiary program, forcing the Pig Man to issue a non-apology apology to his victim, 30 year old Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke, who has conducted herself with the decency that Limpballs utterly lacks.

Not surprisingly, most of the Rethuglican establishment, which jumps to Limpballs' command, was muted in their reaction to his indecent remarks. In particular, smarmy, soulless cyborg Willard "Mendacious Mittens" Romney ducked a reporter's request for a comment on the situation, saying only, "it's not the language I would have used." He won't say more because, like most Rethug officials, he's scared shitless of the Pig Man.

Full disclosure: the Hackwhackers have daughters closing in on Ms. Fluke's age, and as fathers of women, we'd love to have 15 minutes or so in a locked room with baseball bats with Limpballs. That type of feeling should have animated Willard's response, not that he would have used different "language". The coward.

(photo: "Is Rush OK with what I said? If he's not, tell him I didn't mean it.")