Savior of the Civilized World and Moon Colony Visionary Newt "Beam Me Up" Gingrich is running low on cash and has been forced to reduce his staff by one-third. With his "campaign" slowly circling the drain, the Great One is now charging $50 for photos taken with him. (Pause)
Bwahahahaha!
(image: "Somebody gave me $100 if I wore clown makeup for the picture.")
