Wednesday, March 28, 2012

News Item

Savior of the Civilized World and Moon Colony Visionary Newt "Beam Me Up" Gingrich is running low on cash and has been forced to reduce his staff by one-third. With his "campaign" slowly circling the drain, the Great One is now charging $50 for photos taken with him. (Pause)


(image: "Somebody gave me $100 if I wore clown makeup for the picture.")

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