Former Wisconsin State Senator "Randy" Randy Hopper, you may remember, lost his state Senate seat in a recall last year, after supporting Gov. Scott "Koch-sniffer" Walker's unpopular public employee union-busting gambit and after the married State Senator was caught putting his mistress on the state payroll.
Yesterday, Randy Randy beat drunk driving charges brought against him by Fond du Lac, WI police last year using the novel defense that the police were out to get him because of his anti-union activities. This defense, of course, appeals to every conspiracy nut on the right who sees black helicopters in his dreams, and thinks your local PD is controlled by the black Muslim Kenyan from the White House. It wouldn't surprise us to see Randy Randy engaging in all manner of illegal shenanigans in the future, now that he has a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card, courtesy of the fine burghers of Fond du Lac County.
