The Rethugs had their "Super Tuesday" yesterday, but it left a very un-super result for them. Yes, man-of-many-faces and Pinocchio poster boy Willard "Mendacious Mittens" Romney apparently narrowly won the night's prize, Ohio, although a recount is likely due to the margin. Uterus cop and religious busybody Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum pulled off a surprise win in Tennessee, and also picked up Oklahoma and North Dakota. Churchill-in-his-own-mind Poot "The Swinger" Gingrich only carried the inbred vote in his home state of Georgia.
The best news is that the race for the Rethug nomination will continue. Next week looks good for Frothy Mix, when the fight moves to Alabama and Mississippi, where them good Bible folk don't like them sum Mormon Yankee.It was also noteworthy how well Frothy Mix did despite a huge disadvantage in funds vs. Willard: 3 to 1 in Tennessee (won) and 4 to 1 in Ohio (extremely close). That can't be a good sign for free-spending Willard.
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