After the big buildup that North Korea had for its rocket launch, it looks like the rocket failed moments into its flight. Some rocket scientists are pooping themselves today in North Korea, if they're still alive.
The new Glorious and Enlightened Leader and Father to His People, Kim Jung-un, had orchestrated the launch to honor the 100th birthday of his grandfather, the original Glorious and Enlightened Leader and Father to His People, Kim Il-sung. Since the ruling family is infallible in its judgement, a search for the traitors/incompetents/foreign agents will no doubt proceed quickly.
(photo: They got the crane out of the way before the launch, right?)
