Give 'Em Hell Quote of the Day

"He left out some facts. His speech was more like a cow pie of distortion. I don't know whose record he twisted the most: mine or his." -- President Obama on the campaign trail in Iowa (where they know their cow pies), referencing bully barber Willard "Whatever I Said" Romney's habit of lying about both the President's record and his own. Bonus points for "cow pie of distortion" jab.