Hollande Beats Sarkozy: Vive la France!

Socialist Francois Hollande beat Nicolas "La Petite Merde" Sarkozy to become the new President of France today, signaling that the days of using the failed austerity approach to solving European economic woes are numbered. Formidable! Jubilant crowds in Paris greeted the election results:



Now if the Germans could just boot Frau Merkel...

(Photo: AP/Francois Mori)