Failed wingnut presidential candidate Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum (go ahead and Google Santorum one last time just for the heck of it!) has finally "endorsed" inevitable Rethug nominee and pathological liar Willard "Etch-A-Sketch" Romney... by email...at 11:00 p.m. Way to stand up, Frothy! Couldn't get the paper boy to toss it on one of Willard's driveways at 5 a.m.?
Although, to be fair, it must have taken all he had for Frothy Mix to keep the gag reflex in check while pretending to embrace the loathsome creature we all know as Willard. So, in not-so-fond retrospect, we offer this video tribute (via badlipreading.com) with some of the more cogent things Frothy Mix had to say during his campaign:
