Jim "Jimmy Boob" Wilson, a rabid fan of weird humanoid replica Willard "One Percenter" Romney, was driving his GM pickup festooned with Romney signs on the Pennsylvania Turnpike when his truck caught on fire. No one was hurt (Jimmy Boob took the photo above) and there was no immediate explanation for the fire (was Jimmy Boob drinking grain alcohol and chain smoking, or just lighting his wind?). Low information rubes like Jimmy Boob have no clue that the elitist Rethugs and their tycoon backers aren't his friends, and would ship his job (if he has one) overseas if it profited them, and foreclose on his house (if he has one) in a nanosecond.
