Quote of the Day - Sports Desk

"If I ever lie to Congress about having a low-life drug mule puncture my buttocks with performance-enhancing drugs, I hope I have enough money to be represented by a homespun slick lawyer named Rusty, who cross-examines that lowlife whom I employed, and puts enough doubt into the people impressed they get to sit within a few feet of me." -- Mike Wise in the Kaplan Daily, on the acquittal of former pitching great Roger Clemens of perjury charges. Celebrity + venue + money + expensive lawyer = Acquittal.