Saturday, June 16, 2012

Willard Romney Attempts Human Interaction; Awkwardness Ensues


On the bus tour in Pennsylvania with Willard "My Horsey's Going to the Olympics!" Romney, wherein he mingles with other average Joes, jovially banters about where to score the best hoagie, and this:
"But Romney said his visit there [to a Wawa store] had been 'instructive' because it personified the difference between innovation in the private sector and the ability of the government to do its job.

"What inspired him: A computer at Wawa that allows customers to type in what they want on a sandwich, as opposed to ordering it through a human cashier. [snip]

"'You press a little touchtone key pad… You touch this, touch this, touch this, go pay the cashier, and there's your sandwich,' Romney said. 'It's amazing!'"

Someday, in Willard's perfect world, there won't be a need for any human interaction. Yay, private sector innovation!! Huzzah, job creators!!

(Photo: "And you, my good man, where do you purchase your hoagies, and do they have an ordering computer?")

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