"Nobody will have their boot further up PEPCO's backside than I will to make sure we get there." -- Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley, responding to the Maryland utility's depressing prediction that it will take until the end of the week to restore power in the area.
Meanwhile, Virginia's teabagger Gov. "Blowdry" Bob McDonnell (R-Lady Parts) said he could only use a transvaginal probe on his utility....
