Sunday, August 19, 2012

Quotes of the Day

Why We Call Them Rethugs Div.:
"First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” -- Missouri Teatard/ Rethuglican Senate candidate Rep. Todd "My Ass Is About To Be" Akin, to KTVI-TV in an interview posted Sunday. This is the kumquat the Rethugs want to send to the Senate to write laws governing women's health issues.

Why We're Proud to be Democrats Div.:
"Governor Romney’s is a sort of guy, David, that you’d never want to play pickup basketball with. He’s always fouling and he’s always crying foul." -- our Gov. Martin O'Malley (D-MD) to Dancin' Dave Gregory on Press the Meat today perfectly describing the entitled prick's attitude toward criticism.

UPDATE: The kumquat's views aren't out of what passes for the Rethuglican "mainstream," it turns out. Last year, he and fellow gynecologist Rep. Paul "Forcible Rape" Ryan sponsored legislation to re-define rape.

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