The National Journal reports that former Rethuglican candidates for President Newt "Poot" Gingrich, Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, Herman "Ladies' Man" Cain, and Rick "Oops" Perry won't be addressing the Rethug convention later this month. Could this be future nominee Willard "Mr. Mo' Shambles" Romney's way of settling scores with his former bitter rivals, or are his advisers telling him that this quartet of crazy would make the voters realize that their party has gone certifiably insane if they're given air time? Probably both.
It's too bad, because we would have loved the crazy talk exploding on prime time TV like little nuclear bombs, until the viewers would flood the networks with calls saying, "make it stop!!"
