We're Pickin' Up Bad Vibrations

It's givin' us execrations... Mike Love unceremoniously dumps Brian Wilson and Al Jardine (and that other guy) via press release (!) from the Beach Boys?!? That's metaphysically impossible, sir! They ARE the Beach Boys! We know they've had their ups and downs in the past, but look at these dudes. At this advanced point in their lives, shouldn't they be worrying more about where they left their Lipitor than who's in and who's out of the band? What are they, 70 going on 17?