Saturday, September 22, 2012

Willard Would Like to Offer a Heartfelt Apology...

... via The Onion:
“First and foremost, I would like to offer a heartfelt apology to all the whores, junkies, bums, and grime-covered derelicts out there who make up nearly half our nation,” a visibly contrite and solemn Romney said outside a campaign stop at a local high school. “Let me assure you that I in no way meant to offend any of the putrid-smelling, barefoot masses out there. My campaign is not about dividing this nation, but about bringing all sides together—the rich, elegant members of the upper class, as well as the 47 percent who are covered in flies and eat directly from back-alley dumpsters.”

(h/t Washington, D.C., Bureau Chief Brian - b.t.w., congrats on the promotion from Silver Spring Bureau Chief!)

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