Pharmaceutical expert and all-around washout Lindsay "On Parole" Lohan is endorsing sketchy Willard "No Caffeine" Romney, according to a tweet from her. It wasn't determined whether Lohan sent the tweet from jail or not, or whether she was "medicated" or not.
This vital endorsement will certainly give Willard the Spoiled Druggie Rich Girl vote. He's already locked up the Ted "Empty Head" Nugent / Kid "Rockhead" Rock white trash skin head vote.
(photo: Obama must regret losing this important endorsement.)
