It's A Slow Week Headline

"Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker" -- from "The Smoking Gun" (heh). Although the olfactory offenses were meticulously cataloged in the reprimand, it's likely the accused will use the "he who smelt it dealt it" defense. We must confess this all um... smells a little fishy to us but, as they say, we report, you decide!