Fux Fires Foot Fetishist

Call girl toe sucker and right wing buffoon Dick "Toe Jam" Morris has been dropped from the Fux network, after his "predictions" about the Mittens Romney landslide proved to be...er...slightly off the mark. When nearly every major poll showed an Obama lead close to election day, Toe Jam was predicting with his slurred way of speaking that Mittens would get 325 electoral votes and crush the President. The result was almost exactly the reverse of Toe Jam's prediction, needless to say.

At least his departure from Fux will leave Toe Jam with more time to give oral pedicures to hookers. Or become a spokesman for Dr. Scholl's.

(photo: "Mmmmm, tasty!")