Sunday, February 10, 2013

Rump's Litigious Life


If orange-faced vulgarian and birther extraordinaire Donald "Rump" Trump can't keep his name in the news through increasingly nutty claims about the President, he's in court suing someone. In the past several months alone, Rump has filed suits against a Miss USA beauty contestant for alleging that the pageant was rigged (he won), and a pending one against comedian / satirist Bill Maher for jokingly asking Rump to prove he wasn't the "spawn" of an orangutan, indirectly mocking his birther claims about the President.

Rump also tried to steamroll some residents of Aberdeenshire, Scotland who were objecting to his golf resort there, and after the BBC was offered "You've Been Trumped," an award-winning documentary on the issue, Rump unsuccessfully sought to block the BBC from airing it. When Michael Forbes, the Scots farmer leading the fight against Rump's golf resort, was given an award by the makers of Glenfiddich Scotch, Rump pledged not to do business with the whiskey maker.

To all those who would stand up to Rump's intimidation and threats, we raise a glass...of Glenfiddich.

UPDATE: Bill Maher responds to Rump's ridiculous lawsuit in his priceless way. Must see: