Fasten your seat belts for some more crazy from the Stupid Party!
From the
Yesterday, Missouri state Rep. Mike Leara (R) proposed legislation making it a felony for lawmakers to so much as propose any bills regulating guns. Leara’s bill provides that “[a]ny member of the general assembly who proposes a piece of legislation that further restricts the right of an individual to bear arms, as set forth under the second amendment of the Constitution of the United States, shall be guilty of a class D felony.”So, in Missouri, it's o.k. to be mentally deranged and purchase an AR-15 at a gun show, but if you try to introduce a bill to ... oh, nevermind.
Moving on to Alabammy:
"When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body," [Rethuglican State Rep. Mary Sue] McClurkin said in an interview Thursday. "That's a big thing. That's a big surgery. You don't have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that."Well, we can say with some certainty that the brain is not the largest organ in Rep. McClurkin's body, boy howdy!
Finally, to the corporate
[Former Rethuglican presidential wannabe] Donald Trump can’t fire the man protesting his relationship with Macy’s, but the Apprentice star might have sights on suing him.Earth to Hairweave, Earth to Hairweave: your "attorney" Alan "Kinder" Garten apparently didn't have the balls to tell you that your threatened suit will be laughed out of the first court it lands in because boycotts have long been protected speech =cough=First Amendment=cough=. Someone needs to stage an intervention with this
Trump attorney Alan Garten has sent a cease and desist letter to Angelo Carusone, organizer of the online campaign Dump Trump, and threatened to seek damages of “not less than” $25 million if the protest continues, The Hollywood Reporter has learned exclusively.
