Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Today's Dispatches From The Stupid Party

We never have very far to go to find The Stupid (Party).

Rethugs in Michigan want to examine some ladyparts (you'd think they'd have learned their lesson from the 2012 election -- guess not):
"Michigan Republicans have introduced a bill requiring all women to undergo a transvaginal ultrasound before obtaining an abortion, a move that rekindles last year’s firestorm when other GOP-led states were considering similar measures."

More hijinks in Alabammy, from our new friend, Rethuglican State Sen. Shadrack "Where Did Meshach and Abedne Go?" McGill:
"A Republican lawmaker in Alabama says that he wants to pursue a so-called "personhood" bill outlawing abortion rights for women because the Bible proves that a fetus 'is life inside of a mother,' but he's not sure if 'aborted babies' are going to Heaven or Hell."
Well, we certainly know where you're going, Shitrack.

In Idaho, State Sen. John Goedde (Rethug-Galt's Gulch) has a splendid idea (he claims it's only a symbolic gesture - kind of like the gesture I'm making to him right now):
"A Republican state senator in Idaho on Tuesday introduced legislation that would require every high school student in the Gem State to read Ayn Rand's novel 'Atlas Shrugged,' The Spokesman-Review of Spokane, Wash., reported."