Weekend Songs - Water, Water Everywhere

It's hard not to keep indulging in the schadenfreude that we get from reliving Sen. Marco "Glug-Glug" Rubio's response to the President's State of the Union address earlier this week. So we won't... for now. Thus, we have a couple of water-related songs to offer. The first is a 1959 hit by Stonewall Jackson, "Waterloo." We'd like to offer an additional verse, viz:

Marco Rubio
The savior he would be
'Til he lunged for
That water on t.v.
So his moment
He very oddly blew,
That's how "Glug-Glug" Rubio
Met his Waterloo.

Two, three.. hit it Stonewall!



If only he'd had some of what the Sons of the Pioneers sing about:



Stay thirsty, my friends! (Okay, we'll give it a rest for a while. Be glad we didn't do a "Harlem Shake" collection.)