White House Immigration Reform vs. The Savior

From "USA Today" comes word that the White House is floating an immigration reform proposal:

"A draft of a White House immigration proposal obtained by USA TODAY would allow illegal immigrants to become legal permanent residents within eight years.

 "The plan also would provide for more security funding and require business owners to check the immigration status of new hires within four years. In addition, the nation's 11 million illegal immigrants could apply for a newly created 'Lawful Prospective Immigrant' visa, under the draft bill being written by the White House.

"If approved, they could then apply for the same provisional legal status for their spouse or children living outside the country, according to the draft."

Within hours, Rethuglican savior and cotton-brained mouthed Sen. Marco "Glug-Glug" Rubio  had rejected the proposal.  You can almost hear the whirring sound of savior Glug-Glug being reeled back in by his Tea Party backers.  Estancia sed, mis amigos.

BONUS:  Of course, savior Glug-Glug is, in the time-honored tradition of his party, trying to make a buck off clueless sheeple.