Who Says We Don't Report Good News?!

Looks like one of our local far-right wingnut outlets will no longer be providing mulch for our flower beds:

"Washington Examiner to cease 6- day- a- week publication;  87 employees laid off"

And, on the medical front, are you suffering from "103 degree fever," "chills and body aches," and "raging ear infection?"  If so, it may be the company you're keeping:

"Once again, the mystery illness known as “CPAC Plague” has hit many happy warriors hard, after last weekend’s CPAC 2013. It’s mysterious, but it’s real."

Bwahahahaha!  Oh, it's real all right, about the only real thing that happened at that crackpot Bubble Fest!  If the symptoms included "projectile vomiting" and "explosive diarrhea" it would be the perfect metaphor.