Saturday, April 27, 2013

Crazy Louie's Conspiracy Theory

It would be hard to find a member of Congress as batsh*t crazy as Texas Rethuglican Rep. "Crazy" Louie Gohmert.   His latest journey into the fever swamps of Crazyland have resulted in his theory that the Obama Administration is botching the Boston Marathon bombing case because it's heavily infiltrated with members of the Muslim Brotherhood.  After a judge (not an Obama Administration official) read Dzhokhar Tsarnaev his Miranda rights in the accused bomber's hospital room, Crazy Louie interpreted that as a move to shut the accused bomber up....after he'd spent a couple of days cooperating with Federal and state law enforcement.

Crazy Louie apparently thinks that a criminal court would have no problem admitting testimony from a prisoner who hadn't been Mirandized.  Silly judiciary!  If they would only stay out of the justice system and let the likes of Crazy Louie run the show.  We'd have us a good ol' fashioned Texas lynching in no time!

(photo:  Dreaming up conspiracies is a lot cooler than legislatin')

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