Crazy Eyes has been dodging the press of late, mainly over the investigation and related topics, but also because some members of the press have questioned her heretofore unchallenged nutty utterances. Releasing a political statement in the middle of the night is one way of saying you can't stand the heat of the day. There're plenty of wealthy, right wing sugar daddies out there that provide wingnut welfare to the Bachmanns and Palins of the world, so don't expect Crazy Eyes to completely disappear after 2014. For the sake of political comedy, we hope not.
BONUS: "mistermix" at Balloon-Juice sums it up: "I don’t know what I’ll miss more: the soft music of her sweet lies, her crazy eyes, or her fabulous beard of a husband. No matter: she’s gone, and I’ve got to learn how to face it."