Friday, May 10, 2013

Here's A Really Hot Story For The Media!

While the attention of media pinheads is drawn inexorably to that nothingburger BENGHAZI!, a somewhat bigger cause for concern has essentially escaped the notice of most of our media elite:
The level of the most important heat-trapping gas in the atmosphere, carbon dioxide, has passed a long-feared milestone, scientists reported on Friday, reaching a concentration not seen on the earth for millions of years.
But never fear, folks!  The media will be on this story in no time, relentlessly  edumacating the populace until there's an irresistible groundswell of ... oh, who are we kidding -- BENGHAZI!  Also breaking:  Al Gore is a fat smartypants.

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