While
the attention of media pinheads is drawn inexorably to that nothingburger BENGHAZI!, a somewhat
bigger cause for concern has essentially escaped the notice of most of our media elite:
The level of the most important heat-trapping gas in the atmosphere,
carbon dioxide, has passed a long-feared milestone, scientists reported
on Friday, reaching a concentration not seen on the earth for millions
of years.
But never fear, folks! The media will be on this story in no time, relentlessly edumacating the populace until there's an irresistible groundswell of ... oh, who are we kidding -- BENGHAZI! Also breaking: Al Gore is a fat smartypants.
