"I just played my damn position." -- Charles Ramsey, the hero of the Cleveland abduction story who freed Amanda Berry from her (and her fellow abductees') decade-long nightmare, indicating that he didn't deserve all the praise. Sorry, Charles, but you'll have to accept it.
Ramsey, who has been mocked recently by right-wing racists who think he should speak with an Oxford accent and be more -- you know -- white, is on a well-deserved celebrity tour, but who was insistent that he be back in Cleveland on Monday morning to get back to his dishwashing job.