Today's Dispatch From The Stupid Party

There are a number of very stupid people in the Stupid Party, and there's no one more stupid than Texas Congressman Louie "Screwy Louie" Gohmert.  As the saying goes, if gunpowder were brains, Screwy Louie wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.  Screwy Louie is on the furthest far-right fringe of the Stupid Party along with Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann and Steve "The Lying" King.  Yesterday, he extinguished distinguished himself in questioning Attorney General Eric Holder over the FBI's handling of information regarding the Tsarnaev brother responsible for the Boston Marathon bombing.  When Holder in so many words told him that he didn't know what he was talking about, Screwy Louie fumed and uttered the immortal line:

 "The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus."

Congratulations, voters of Texas' First Congressional District.  You elected this moron.