"I wish the hurricane [Sandy] hadn't happened when it did because it gave the President a chance to be presidential and to be out showing sympathy for folks.... But you know, you don't look back and worry about each little thing and how could that have been different. You look forward."Gosh darn it, what lousy extreme weather timing for Lord Mittens (oh yeah, and the victims, too)! Lord Mittens wanted to pretend to show "sympathy for folks" (the 47% no doubt), but that Negro fellow got in the way. What rotten luck! But it's good that Lord Mittens is not worrying about "each little thing" (i.e., Hurricane Sandy and billions in damage). He's looking forward to bouncing from his beachfront mansion in La Jolla to his lakeside mansion in New Hampshire to his Boston mansion to...well, he'll be doing a lot of bouncing from here out with his gazillions from his vulture capital career, where he did some pretty good damage, too.
(photo: Give yourself a hand, Lord Mittens)