"It's Not Going To Look Very Pretty"

Get your popcorn poppin'!  News Corp./ Fox "News" shriveled sack o' shite Rupert Murdoch is divorcing his 44-year-old third wife Wendi Deng.  A source close to the situation says, "It's not going to look very pretty," and that the divorce is certain to be nasty (just like the old bugger).  Normally, we wouldn't take pleasure in another person's difficulties, but with Murdoch we're happy to make an exception.

(Photo:  The (un)happy couple.  Evan Agostini/Getty)