Wang Dang Fool

The sad spouse of has-been, third-tier headbanger Ted "Crap My Pants" Nugent -- who bravely avoided the draft during the Vietnam War by defecating in his pants for days -- was arrested at the Dallas/Ft. Worth Airport for carrying a handgun in her carry-on luggage (!!).  Shemane "She-Man" Nugent had a loaded .38 with several rounds in a gym bag that she was planning to take on a flight to Ft. Lauderdale.  Wow, brains aren't plentiful in the Nugent household, are they?

(photo:  Mugshot of She-Man Nugent.  And we thought Crap My Pants was only into underage teens)