Monday, January 6, 2014
Liz Cheney, Quitter
Citing "serious health issues" in her family, Liz Cheney, toxic spawn of Dick "Dick" Cheney, has called it quits in her doomed Senate race against fellow Rethuglican Sen. Mike "Bitter" Enzi in Wyoming. One wonders if the health issues involve her bionic daddy or the nausea she must've suffered looking at her disastrous poll numbers. Now, please go away never to return.
BONUS: Esquire.com's Charles P. Pierce adds his observations on the political demise of "Daddy's Little Deferment."