Saturday, January 18, 2014

Praise The Lord and Pass The Contraceptives


A headline in yesterday's HuffPo:

Nun Gives Birth To Baby Boy In Italy

She said, "I did not know I was pregnant" with the 9 pound baby boy.  (Whew!)  She did wonder if that priest at her church knew what he was doing when he gave her a pap test.  (ba-dom-dom)

She named the boy Francesco (Francis) in honor of the Pope, so quick thinking there.