Sunday, February 2, 2014

At Least He Didn't Sing "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

A news item about New Jersey mob boss Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie's appearance at Howard Stern's birthday party on Friday contained this priceless nugget:
"The governor (Christie) then joked that he's not the 'representative from New Jersey' that the crowd wanted to see and introduced Sayreville native Jon Bon Jovi. 'The representative of New Jersey you want to see right now ... is one of New Jersey's favorite sons, one of my good friends, and a great artist' Christie said. 'Ladies and gentlemen, Jon Bon Jovi.'  Bon Jovi then performed his band's 1987 hit 'Wanted Dead Or Alive.'"
Bwahahaha!

UPDATE:  As you might have expected, the Christie team is going into full attack/ infantile character assassination mode.   Be sure to read the embedded email to get the full sense of how desperate the Christie camp has become.