We know that turtle-human hybrid and silent video star Sen. Mitch "Missy" McConnell is in a tough primary with his tea bagger challenger, Matt Bevins. If he makes it past Bevins, he faces a harder than normal race against Dem Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes, who is neck-and-neck with Missy (when he sticks his head out of the shell).
It's with that background that we had to laugh when we saw a report that fellow Kentucky winger and Ayn Rand namesake Sen. Rand Paul ducked a request by a constituent at a community forum to explain why he supported Missy's reelection. He told the constituent that he'd answer that question in private after the public session. Bwahahaha! Maybe that conversation went like this:
"Senator Paul, why are you wearing the paper bag over your head?"
"You asked me to explain my endorsement of McConnell, but you didn't ask me not to disguise myself!"(photo: Click to enlarge. Another enthusiastic supporter for Missy McConnell!)
