Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Lookit Me! I'm The Smart One!
There's an obvious campaign underway by the usual suspects who brought us the Dumbya Debacle to assure us that brother John Ellis "Jeb" Bush isn't viewed as a cretin like his older brother. Peppering his speeches with words that his older brother wouldn't recognize and helpfully providing the courtier press with a list of books Jebster's allegedly read are part of a campaign to distance him from Dumbya's deserved image as a dunce, and create an image for a 2016 race.
We don't think it's going to matter to the Rethug base. First, because the ruling base of the Republican / Stupid Party didn't have a problem with Dumbya's stupidity; indeed, they applaud straight talkin', gut-checkin' man-of-action guys who can't be bothered to get his facts straight. Second, Jebster's seen as a RINO to most of the ruling base, and however much he quotes libertarian horse manure, they know in his heart he's all Connecticut Yankee. He can't read that away.
(photo: Dumb and Dumbya)