We had a feeling that when Rep. Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann announced that she would not run again for her seat in Congress, it wouldn't be the last we'd see of her. Now the master conspiracy theorist and downright loon is tossing out hints that she might run again for President. (Pause... Bwhahaha). Because the last time she rolled out of the Rethuglican clown car, it went so well.
Most sane people -- even those remaining in the Rethuglican / New Confederate Party -- know that Crazy Eyes has as much chance of becoming President as the ebola virus. Although it would be a satirist's dream to see her run, her nonsensical grasp of history (no, the shot heard 'round the world wasn't fired in New Hampshire, Crazy Eyes; no, the Founding Fathers didn't work on freeing the slaves, Crazy Eyes) and her extreme right-wing positions are toxic to most Americans. But don't tell her that.
BONUS: Someone who makes Bachmann look like Madame Curie just got caught speedin'. Guess who?
BONUS: Someone who makes Bachmann look like Madame Curie just got caught speedin'. Guess who?