"As far as I know, I’m okay. But do any of us really know for sure?" -- Texas Congressman, and someone generally recognized as the dumbest person in Congress, Louis "Screwy Louie" Gohmert on the Glenn "Dreck" Beck program, claiming that the two Dallas nurses who have contracted Ebola are part of a Democratic "war on women nurses" being managed by the CDC.
In the quote above, Screwy Louie was responding to Dreck's question of whether he might have Ebola, which is transmitted by being exposed to an infected person's bodily fluids, which the nurses were. So it's certain that Screwy Louie's Ebola-free, but far from OK in the smarts department. That we know for sure.
Speaking of Dreck, now that he's not grifting in gold these days, maybe he'll see a lucrative market in Ebola survivalist prepping.
(photo: The pride of Texas. If gunpowder was brains, Screwy Louie wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.)
